Hey, let's get serious. I drink! I went to a few schools. I've been in a few jails, and I've done drugs that you've probably never heard of (or need to). I'm better now; I found a dog.
Should the occasion ever present itself, and you find yourself in a seedy bar anywhere in North America, and someone says "Hey Joe!" There's a chance it might be me they're talking to. Buy me a drink...I'll tell ya' whatever you need to hear.