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Cockney Rhyming Slang From A to Z: What Does It All Mean?

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Born and bred in London, England, and grew up on Cockney Rhyming Slang.

Back in Time: Busy East London Market.

Back in Time: Busy East London Market.

The Origins of Cockney Rhyming Slang

Cockney rhyming slang is a traditional and fun extension to the English language. It originated from in the East End of London and was created to conceal what they were saying in public.

Cockney rhyming slang is still being used today by many of the East End residents, young and old. These residents are known as Cockneys.

A Cockney refers to the working-class Londoner, particularly those living in the East End. A true Cockney is someone who is born within earshot of the Bow Bells, the name of the bells of "St. Mary Le Bow" church in Cheapside in London, England.

Other parts of London and the UK also adopted this language, and it soon caught on throughout the world. Other styles of slang have been invented, which are still being used today to conceal conversations.

Cockney slang's popularity was slowly declining over the years because the majority of the East End locals have moved out of the area, and new immigrants have settled in. However, Cockney rhyming slang is becoming very popular throughout the world and is widely used in many British television shows.

Bow Bells;: St Mary-le-Bow. Cheapside, City of London.

Bow Bells;: St Mary-le-Bow. Cheapside, City of London.

How Does Rhyming Slang Work?

It is impossible to understand what cockney people are saying at times, especially for the tourists. Even watching a British gangster film or TV soap or series, it can make following a story impossible. With this handy guide, you'll soon have a Scooby of what's being said (Scooby-Doo = "clue").

Note: The rhyming word is often (but not always) completely omitted by the rhymer, so you would say “I’m just going up the apples” instead of "I'm just going up the apples 'and' pears".

Also: "cockney slang" and "cockney rhyming slang" are two different things. View some Cockney 'Slang' Words examples further down the page.

Any words or phrases that are not listed here may not be truly original cockney rhyming slang (Mockney).

Have a "Butchers" (butchers hook = look) below and see if you or a friend can guess what they mean.

A–Z List of Original Cockney Slang


  • Adam and Eve = Believe. I don't Adam and Eve it.
  • Alan Wickers = Knickers. Don't get your Alan wickers in a twist.
  • Albert Hall = Ball. (testicles) He kicked him right in the Alberts (Albert Halls).
  • Apples and Pears = Stairs. She's up the Apple's.
  • April Showers = Flowers. I gave her a bunch of Aprils.
  • Army and Navy = Gravy. Where's the Army & Navy?
  • Aris (Aristotle) = Bottle 'Bottle and Glass = Arse. I'll kick him right up the Aris.
  • Aristotle) = Bottle. You've lost your Aristotle mate. Nerves, to Chicken out.
  • Artful Dodger = Lodger. Don't let the artful dodger know about that.
  • Ascot Races = Braces. She's wearing Ascots.
  • Aunt Joanna = Piano. She plays a nice tune on the Joanna.
  • Ayrton Senna = Tenner. I'll give you an Ayrton Senna. 10 pounds.
  • Bag of Sand = Grand. (£1,000) I'm picking up three bags of sand.
  • Bakers Dozen = Cousin. I'm going to see my baker's dozen.
  • Bangers and Mash = Cash. I'm out of Bangers and Mash.
  • Barnet Fair = Hair. Check out his Barnet.
  • Barney Owl = Row. We had a right Barney last night.
  • Barney Rubble = Trouble. I'm in a right Barney Rubble.
  • Basin of Gravy = Baby. It's not my basin of gravy.
  • Battle Cruiser = Boozer (pub). Meet me in the battle cruiser.
  • Bees and Honey. Money. I ain't got no bees and honey today.
  • Behind with the rent = Bent (not straight) He's behind with the rent. (gay).
  • Berkshire Hunt = cu*t. He's a right berk. (Swear word)
  • Bird-Lime = Time. (prison time) He's doing bird.
  • Birds Nest = Chest. He's got problems with his bird's nest.
  • Boat Race = Face. Nice legs, shame about her boat.
  • Bob Hope = Dope / Marijuana. I'm trying to get hold of Bob Hope.
  • Bob Marley = Charlie (Cocaine). The Bob Marley's really good if you need.
  • Bottle and Glass = @ss. He's always sitting on his bottle.
  • Bottle Stopper = Copper. I had to leave when I saw the bottle stopper.
  • Box of Toys = Noise. Why missus is always making box of toys.
  • Brown Bread = Dead. He's Brown Bread when I get my hands on him.
  • Brahms and Liszt = Pissed. I'm totally Brahms. Pissed means drunk/angry.
  • Boracic (brassic) Lint = Skint. I am brassic. Skint. Broke. Penniless.
  • Brass Tacks = Facts. Those are the Brass tacks.
  • Bread and Honey = Money. He owes me a lot of bread.
  • Bristol City = Tit##y = Breasts. Check out the Bristol's on her.
  • Bricks and Mortar = Daughter. She's my bricks n mortar.
  • Bromley by Bows = Toes. He had it on his Bromley's.
  • Bunny Rabbit - Rabbit and Pork = Talk. He likes to rabbit. Or, that's enough bunny.
  • Bubble and Squeak = Greek. He's a Bubble.
  • Bubble Bath = Laugh. You're having a Giraffe. You're having a Turkish, Turkish bath. You're having a bubble (bubble bath).
  • Butchers Hook = Look. Let's have a butchers.


  • Callard and bowsers = Trousers. I need a new pair of Callard's.
  • Cat and Mouse = House. Meet me at my Mickey.
  • Chalk Farm = Arm. I'll break your chalk farm if you don't stop messing around.
  • Chevy Chase = Face. She's got a beautiful chevy.
  • Chicken Oriental = Mental. Something or someone good, mad or crazy. You're/it's chicken oriental.
  • China plate = Mate. Hello me old China.
  • Cockle & Hen = Ten. He owes me a cockle.
  • Collar and Cuff = Puff. (cigs) Have you got any collar and cuff.
  • Cream Crackered = Knackered. I'm cream crackered. Very tired and exhausted.
  • Current Bun = Sun. I'm gonna chill out in the current bun.
  • Custard & Jelly. Telly. (television) Do you want to buy a cheap custard?
  • Cut and Carried = Married. No point in getting cut and carried.
  • Daisy Roots = Boots. She's got some nice daisies on.
  • Derry Toms = Bombs. Those derry toms almost hit my house (Mickey Mouse)
  • Dicky Bird = Word. I want a little dicky with you.
  • Dicky Dirt = Shirt. Nice dicky.
  • Didgeridoo = Clue. I ain't got a didgeridoo, what he's saying.
  • Dog and Bone = Phone. One minute, I'm on the dog n bone.
  • Donkeys Ears = Years. I have not seen her in Donkey's.
  • Drum and Base = Place/home. I'll meet you at my drum.
  • Duck and Dive = Hide. You need to duck and dive mate.
  • Duck and Dive = Skive. I'm skiving off work. Not going. Lazy.
  • Duke of Kent = Rent. He's behind on his Duke n rent.
  • Dustbin Lids = Kids. She has two dustbin lids.
  • Eartha Kitt = sh!t. I'm dying for an Eartha.
  • Elephant's Trunk = Drunk. She's Elephant's Trunk.
  • Eyelash = Slash. (to urinate). I need an eye -lash.
  • Farmer Giles = Piles. My farmers are playing up today.
  • Fawlty Tower = Shower. You need a faulty tower.
  • Frog and Toad = Road. He'll meet you down the frog.

Celebrity Cockney Names: Old and New

  • Austin Powers = Showers.
  • Barry McGuigan = Big-un.
  • Billy Piper's = Windscreen wipers.
  • Britney Spears = Beers.
  • Catherine Zeta-Jones = Moans.
  • Captain Kirk = Work.
  • Claire Rayner's = Trainers.
  • Dame Edna Everage = Beverage.
  • Damen Duff = Rough.
  • Danny Dyer = Trier.
  • Dolly Parton = Carton.
  • Ewan McGregor = Beggar.
  • Fatboy Slim = Gym.
  • Gary Glitter = Shi##er.
  • George Michael = Menstrual Cycle.
  • Gloria Gaynor's = Trainers.
  • Hank Marvin = Starving.
  • Judi Dench = Stench.
  • Lee Marvin = Starving.
  • Miley Cyrus = Coronavirus.
  • Myleene Class = @ss.
  • Ricky Gervais = Face.
  • Ron Weasley = Easily.
  • Simon Cowell = Towel.
  • Tom Hanks = Thanks.
  • Veera Lynn = Gin.
  • Vera Lynns = Skins/Rizla's (ciggarette rolling papers).


  • Ginger Beer = Queer. (Gay man) He's a right ginger.
  • Goosy Gander = Gander means to look. Have a goosy gander at that.
  • Grasshopper = copper. Someone who will grass/snitch on you to a copper/policeman.
  • Gregory Peck = Neck. Quick, get that drink down your Gregory.
  • Haddock and Bloater = Motor. I'll give you a lift in my bloater.
  • Half-inch = Pinch (to stea). She's going to have to half-inch it
  • Hampstead Heath = Teeth. I'll knock out his Hampstead Heath, if he carries on.
  • Hampton Wick = Pric#. What a Hampton wick. (pric#).
  • Harry Monk = Skunk. (Cannabis). Where can I get some Harry Monk?
  • Harry Monk = #punk. (Sp+rm) you've got no Harry, mate. No guts.
  • Helter Skelter = Air-raid shelter. All get to the helter-skelter.
  • Horse and Tram = Pram. That's a nice horse and tram.
  • Huckleberry Finn = Pin. I've lost my Huckleberry Finn. Bank pin.
  • Jack and Danny = F#nny. What a load of Jack and Danny.
  • Jack Jones = Own. I'm on my Jack Jones. I'm alone.
  • Jackson Pollocks = Bo!!ocks. He got kicked right in the Jacksons.
  • Jacobs Crackers = Knackers. (testicles) Mess with me and I'll cut your Jacobs off.
  • James Blunt = Cun#. What a James Blunt.
  • Jimmy Boyle - Foil. Tin foil used for smoking heroin.
  • Jimmy Flint = Skint. I'm Jimmy Flint. Skint means to have no money.
  • Jimmy Cliff = Spliff (marijuana joint). I need to see Jimmy.
  • Jimmy Riddle = Piddle (pee) I'm going for a Jimmy. To urinate.
  • Joe Daki = P@ki. A derogatory term to describe Asians. P@ki = Pakistani.
Bow Bells Pub. Bow Rd, East London.

Bow Bells Pub. Bow Rd, East London.

Cockney Slang Words

  • Bird = Good looking female or girlfriend, or she's a nice looking bird.
  • Cushtie = to feel very good /sweet. I'm feeling cushtie.
  • I'm Hammered = being very drunk / wasted.
  • Knuckle Sandwich is a closed fist and what you'd give to someone via a punch to the face.
  • Lovely Jubilee is an expression of something you like or approve of.
  • Off Your Trolley means 'you must be crazy' or, you're very drunk/wasted.
  • On Your Bike = Get the hell out of here / Go fuc# yourself / No way.
  • Plank means someone who's an idiot. He's a right plank.

Cockney Slang Words for Money

  • Shrapnel Is small change - either 1p, 2p, 5p, 10p, 25p 50p or pound coin.
  • 50p. An edge.
  • 1 pound coin. A nicker. A nugget.
  • 5 pounds note. Bluey. Lady Godiva. Jacks.
  • 10-pound note. Brownie. Speckled Hen. Cockle and Hen. Nigel Ben. Ayrton Senna (tenner). Pavarotti (Tenor).
  • 20-pounds. Apple Core. Score
  • 25 pounds. A Pony.
  • 30 pounds. Dirty Birtie.
  • 50-pound note. Red. Hawaii five 0. A Bullseye. Nifty.
  • 100 pounds. A Ton. A one-er. A long-en.
  • 500 pounds. A Monkey.
  • 1000 pounds. A Grand. 1K.

The video below is a traditional Cockney song "Maybe It's Because I'm a Londoner."

Back to Cockney Rhyming Slang'


  • Kane and Able = Table. Let's sit at that Kane and Able.
  • Kettle and Hob = Fob (fob is a chain attached to a watch) Nice kettle mate.
  • Kyber Pass = @ss. I'll give you a good kick up the Kyber.
  • Laurel and Hardy = Bacardi. Don't forget to bring the Laurel.
  • Lemon Tart = Smart. Don't get lemon with me.
  • Lemon Barley = Charlie (Coke). He's been on the lemon barley all night.
  • Lemon and Lime = Time. What's the Lemon?
  • Lemon Squeezer = Geezer. Geezer is slang for a guy/bloke.
  • Loaf of Bread = Head. Use your loaf.
  • Light and Dark = Park. Meet me at the light and dark.
  • Lionel Blair's = Flairs. Look at the size of the Lionel's on him.
  • Lump of Ice = Advice. I gave him some lump of ice.
  • Mars Bar = Scar. Where did you get that Mars Bar?
  • Merchant Banker = W@nker. He's a right merchant banker.
  • Mickey Bliss = Piss. He's taking the Mickey (piss) out of me.
  • Mince Pies = Eyes. (Mince / Mincers) Get your mincers off my bird. Bird/Girlfriend.
  • Moby Dick = Sick. He's feeling well Moby Dick today.
  • Mork and Mindy = Windy. It's well Mork and Mindy today.
  • Mutt n Jeff. Mutton n Jeff = Deaf. Are you mutton?


  • Nelson Eddy's = Readies. (money) Have you got any readies?
  • New Dheli - Belly. I've got a pain in my New Dheli.
  • Nigel Ben = Ten. He owes me a Nigel. Ten pounds.
  • North and South = Mouth. He's gotta big north n south.
  • Oily Rag = Fag. Have you got any oily's? Fag = cigarette. Fag = gay.
  • On the Floor = Poor. I'm on the floor, mate.
  • One's and Two's = Shoes. I like your ones and two's.
  • Pat Malone - Alone. He's on his Pat Malone.
  • Peckham Rye = Tie. I like your new Peckham & Rye.
  • Pen and Ink = Stink. You pen and ink mate. Stink. To have a bad smell.
  • Pete Tong = Wrong. It's all going Pete Tong.
  • Pie and Mash = Cash. Have you got any pie and mash on you?
  • Pigs Ear = Beer. I'm dying for a Pig's Ear.
  • Pimple and Bloch = Scotch. I've got a case of pimple and botch.
  • Plaster of Paris = Arris. I'll give you a right kick up your Arris.
  • Plates of Meat = Feet. Look how big her plates of meat are.
  • Pony and Trap = Crap. You're talking a lot of Pony mate. Crap means shi# / Poo.
  • Pork Pies = Lies. Stop telling porkies.


  • Rabbit and Pork = talk = He doesn't half Rabbit on means he talks too much.
  • Radio Rental = Mental. That geezer (bloke/man) is radio rental.
  • Raspberry Ripple = Nipple. Did you see her raspberry ripples?
  • Raspberry Ripple = Cripple. I'll beat him so bad, he'll end up a raspberry.
  • Rattle and Clank = Bank. Have you checked out the location of the rattle and tank.
  • Rats and Mice = Dice (gambling) He always wins at rats and mice
  • Richard the 3rd = Turd. He smells like Richard the 3rd. Turd means Sh!t.
  • Roger Moore = Door. Who left the Roger open.
  • Rosy Lee = Tea. Would you like a Rosy Lee?. Tea is a hot drink/beverage.
  • Rub And Dub = Pub. I'll meet you at the rub-a-dub.
  • Ruby Murry = Curry. Fancy a Ruby tonight?
  • Salmon and trout = Snout. (Cigarettes). Have you got any salmon?
  • Salt = a good-looking female. She's a salt. Not slang, cockney.
  • Sausage and Mash = Cash. Have you got any sausage and mash on you?
  • Septic Tank = Yank. He's a septic Tank / American.
  • Scooby-Doo = Clue. I don't have a Scooby-Doo. (Clue/Idea).
  • Scotch Mist = Pissed (drunk). He's scotch and mist!
  • Sherbet Dab = Cab. (taxi) I'm taking a sherbet.
  • Skin and Blister = Sister. I'm going to see my skin n blister.
  • Skyrocket = Pocket. Look in your sky rocket.
  • Stand to Attention = Pension. No work, no chance of standing to attention.
  • Sweeney Todd = The Flying Squad.(Police) The Sweeney Todd is on my case.
  • Syrup of Figs = Wig. Look at that guy, you can tell he's wearing a syrup.
  • Tit For Tat = Hat. Where's my titfer? Titfer is a name for a hat.
  • Tea Leaf = Thief. He's a right tea-leaf.
  • Threepenny Bits = Tits (female breasts). What lovely threepenny bits.
  • Toby Jugs = Lug holes/Ears. Don't forget to clean behind your lugs.
  • Treacle Tart = Sweetheart. Alright, treacle?
  • Trouble and Strife = Wife. I'll be at my trouble and strife's.
  • Tom Tit = Shi#. I'm dying for a Tom tit. Shi#.
  • Tom Foolery = Jewellery. You got some nice Tom on, mate.
  • Tommy Tank = Wan@. Go and have a Tommy Tank. Wan# is to masturbate.
  • Two and Eight = State. He's in a right 2 n 8 means he's in a bad way/state.
  • West Ham Reserves = Nerves. You're getting on my West Hams.
  • Whistle and Flute = Suit. Nice whistle mate.
  • Zig and Zag = Shag (To have sex). We had no zig zag last night.

Pearly Kings and Queens

The Pearly Kings and Queens, known as 'pearlies', are a tradition of working-class culture in East London, England and first associated with Henry Croft.

In the late 1870s, Croft started to wear clothing decorated with buttons to attract attention to himself and help raise money for a charity.

It was a tradition for each community in every London borough to vote for a leader. They would help organise and keep the peace and stand up for their rights with authorities. Traditionally, titles are passed down from generation to generation within a family and still reigns today.

© 2008 Tony Sky

What's your favourite Cockney Slang or thing?

Canary from New York on January 09, 2020:

What an extensive list. I quite enjoyed reading this!

Alan R Lancaster from Forest Gate, London E7, U K (ex-pat Yorkshire) on June 01, 2015:

Interesting stuff Tony. Mind you, half the expressions you've got here were coined in the last fifty years, mostly on the box ('Only Fools & Horses', 'Till Death Do Part' etc).

You qualify to be a Cockney if you were born within 3 miles of the sound of Bow Bells, and that includes Bermondsey (where Maurice Micklewhite - aka Michael Caine - grew up, not a lot of people know that) and EC1/EC4 in the west, Shoreditch to the north.

In the late 60's the TELGRAPH Colour Supplement carried a discourse between Terence Stamp, David Bailey and Michael Caine in 'proper' CRS, where they each put their own local flavouring into the mix. Before Liverpool Street Station was rebuilt there was a pub at the back of Platform 15 called 'The Apples & Pears' (sited at the foot of the stairs that lead up to the Great Eastern Hotel and the upper walkway).

I never met my father-in-law (he was dead before I met his daughter), but I'm told he talked in rhyming slang. He came from Bethnal Green, near the Roman Road, where my wife was born and lived much of her life before meeting me. Unfortunately she doesn't know a lot of it.

Know what 'Iron hoof' means? I remember somebody accusing me of being one. These days he'd get taken to the cleaners for that, even though I wasn't/aren't one.

2212327 on November 27, 2014:

Veera Lynn = Gin.

Also SKIN- as in cigarette papers used to roll a mortice (+tennon) of 'arry (monk).

Got any Veera? Shamen

Tony Sky (author) from London UK on February 25, 2014:

PS.. It not original cockney slang, more made up modern style.

gale583 on October 18, 2013:

I've always been facinated by rhyming slang ever since I saw it used in the remake of Ocean's 11 (the Brit talkes about being in Barney, and when they don't understand him goes through the explanation of Barny Rubble = trouble). As an actor accents and dialects in general also interest me since they're a huge help to my career. I'll have to really study up on this to get it down though! Thanks for posting this interesting and informative hub!

Jayme Kinsey from Oklahoma on July 06, 2013:

Incredibly fun to read! I love listening to it on shows and movies, but I am not very fast at picking it up. Will be fun to practice it though to use as a "secret code". I doubt many in Oklahoma will understand! Voting up!

XRumerTest on March 07, 2013:

Hello. And Bye.

Tony Sky (author) from London UK on June 26, 2012:

A Sherbet Lemon is not cockney rhyming slang. It comes from the harry Potter film and is something to do with a secret password.

P Dignan on June 25, 2012:

what is sherbet lemon rhyming slang for

Mariah on April 23, 2012:

I don't understand a god damn thing you people are saying.

Just Sid on March 31, 2012:

Thumbs up for all this information. I like to learn new things.

me the awesome on May 25, 2011:

i need some bees for some ruby

zanin from London, England on May 15, 2011:

OMG-Bristol City - tittys (Boobs)...Check out the Bristol's on her.! Great hub. lol. Nina

Cockney John on April 05, 2011:

A lot of these words are still used today. Many are also made up or changed over the time. Here are a few that I use:

Saucepan Lid (kid) "Whose the saucepan"

Richard the Third (Bird) as in the opposite sex

Current Bun (The Sun)"I am reading the Current Bun"

Loaf of Bread (Head) "Use your loaf"

You need to be in a group of cockneys to really speak it a lot otherwise no one would understand what your saying which sometimes can be useful. Originally it was code to avoid the long arm of the law - now it merely a remnant from a bygone era but still fun.

Chloe on January 21, 2011:

I was quite amazed at the amount of people saying they don't hear this much anymore. The men in my family are very cockney and use a LOT of this in regular conversation, I forgot that it isn't actual English. Aha.

Michael Murchie from Parts Unknown on November 03, 2010:

Brilliant and fun hub! My nan, granddad and mum were all born under the sound of the Bow Bells, alas I was not...

Still, I grew up around this language and wanted to say thank you for helping me remember them and their fantastic use of language.

Peter Freeman from Pen-Bre, Cymru/Wales on April 03, 2010:

'Allo china; well i was walkin down the kermit when I sees this geezer 'avin' a bull and cow wiv 'is trouble. i mean she 'ad a norf an' souf like ya wouldn adam 'n' eve, seems like 'e was on the hey diddle diddle an' the bill cottoned on.

It's been more than twenty years since I spoke rhymey but some things you never forget.

Eileen Hughes from Northam Western Australia on March 10, 2010:

I have never heard of this and my dad was supposed to be a dinky di cockney. thanks for that it was great.

NLP Life Coach on February 04, 2010:

This RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Finally a comprehensive and excellently written "dictionary" of this very interesting quirk of the English English! I've been looking for THIS for all my 16 years of having lived in the UK! Well, patience is a virtue...

Well done, mate!:):):)

David R on July 29, 2009:

How about Loaf of Bread = Head

My mother was always telling me to 'Use your loaf'. In other words "Think, David, Think!"

Kari Poulsen from Ohio on June 21, 2009:

Thanks for the brass tacks. I had a bubble bath, china plate! Happy Father's Day!

Raven King from Cabin Fever on April 03, 2009:

What a fun hub compu-smart!

DiamondGeeza on March 27, 2009:

Some egg yokers aint got a bleeding scooby when it comes to cockney rabbit n pork, tho it's 'am n cheesey once ya know 'ow, ya just gotta catch the right dickey birds then you'll being 'avin a jimmy giraffe! drop in an eastend cabin cruiser n top hat to an ol' pot n pan n maybe if ya buy 'im a ship full sail, 'e'll teach ya!

decode this n i'll give you an apple core!!! =)

UKStudent on July 01, 2008:

Great post. Being a cockney geezer myself I especially love it. No pork pies neither bruv, don't watch dat.

Luna Fae from UK on June 05, 2008:

I have to admit that I use 'syrup' in derogatory conversation. No figs though, just syrup :)

einron from Toronto, Ontario, CANADA on May 28, 2008:

I couldn't understand Cockney and I still do not. However, when I read about your article, it reminds me of the time when I was liviing in Highgate, London. The mention of Portobello conjures up a picture of four of us, me, my brother, and two friends picking our way through the lane lined with stalls. I remember that I brought two huge sized cotton made dolls for my two younger sisters when I return home after I completed my study in London. How I loved London!

KelleyMari from Ohio on May 28, 2008:

This is so great! My son played the lead in the musical "Me and My Girl" about four years ago and had to study this for his character. It was so fun to learn - I sure wish we had had this list available to us then! Good work -

Roberta Kyle from Central New Jersey on May 21, 2008:

Now I;ve got it! I'm going down the frog and toad to cash a Gregory Peck because Im Jimmy Flint <I'm clapping my hands and dancing around the room> More compusmart--give us more!

Ashok Rajagopalan from Chennai on May 21, 2008:

Thanks, will bookmark this hub. BTW, how did 'soup and fish' come to mean 'suit?' Always puzzled me.

Thanks, Compu!

funnebone from Philadelphia Pa on May 21, 2008:

Ha I found your hub to be deadwood..did I do that right?

Constant Walker from Springfield, Oregon on May 21, 2008:

Very funny. This is going to require some curious buddy.

Susan Keeping from Kitchener, Ontario on May 20, 2008:

Excellent hub...

Patty Inglish MS from USA and Asgardia, the First Space Nation on May 20, 2008:

I like these a lot. I must make myself some flash cards! :)

LondonDuchess from Farnborough, Hampshire, England on May 20, 2008:

Lol -  my family don`t really use much slang .... but I do sometimes say butchers ... as in "give us a butchers" or "gis a butchers" and you know what when I do ..... I don`t even think about it as being different from my normal "give me a look" or "let me see".  It is just somehow gets said. Left over from the past when my parents and grandparents etc said it all the time. Before reading your post I would have said I don`t ever .... but come to think of it, I often tell my children to get the "dog and bone" (never shorten it to bone, though) .... reading HubPages certainly makes you stop and think (about the strangest things !) LOL

And while we are on the subject Comp, does it make you stop and do a double take when someone says Portobello Road instead of "Portabella" - or Notting Hill instead of  "Not-in-`ill"  ....

rmr from Livonia, MI on May 20, 2008:

Love it! I never hear this dialect around here, but I do know many of these due to prolonged exposure to Monty Python. Excellent refresher course!

Amy_Roberts on May 20, 2008:

hehe, great collection of cockney slang :D thanks

William F Torpey from South Valley Stream, N.Y. on May 19, 2008:

This is pure genius, compu-smart. I not only thoroughly enjoyed reading this piece, but I learned a great deal. I never understood exactly what Cockney was all about, but I always enjoy it when I hear it. When I think of Cockney, I always think of Bing Crosby's 1940 recording of "A Nightingale Sang in Berkeley Square," which I love to hear. I'll be coming back to this hub frequently -- for the pure joy of it.

Roberta Kyle from Central New Jersey on May 19, 2008:

Years ago someone tried to teach me all this and the only one I could remember until your hub refreshed my memory was " He's a real Richard the Third" LOL shows you how my mind works eh? Iloved this CS. Thanks.

Shirley Anderson from Ontario, Canada on May 19, 2008:

I wanted to post a really witty Cockney reply, but I'm gonna need a great deal of practice first! It took me awhile just to catch on to pig Latin.

This is a really great, original hub, Compu-Smart. Thx.

solarshingles from london on May 19, 2008:

Very, very interesting. I truly like loud and broad cockney. Not many people these days still use this dialect. Maybe some builders and fruit stall merchants. It is disappearing very fast. Bow had been my home for some time and I still love the church, there. The whole area has been changing very, very fast due to tens of $billions of new redevelopments. The largest financial center in Europe has been built near by in Docklands - Canary Wharf. I miss the old times very much.


(It was a very rough language for a very rough time: To do the person 'IN' in Cockney means 'to kill' )