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What is a Paraprosdokian?

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Let's explore some paraprosdokians!

Let's explore some paraprosdokians!

Are You a Logophile or Lexophile?

Logophiles and lexophiles love words, and paraprosdokians are a form of wordplay.

Did you know that logophile and lexophile are seldom included in dictionaries? A few dictionaries have logophile, but lexophile is rarely if ever, included. The lovers of wordplay have coined these words for their own entertainment. Both of these words mean "a lover of words."

What is the difference between a logophile or a lexophile? Both words include the Greek word “philia” which means love or affection.

  • The logo part of logophile comes from the Greek word logos which means "word."
  • The lexo in lexophile comes from the Greek word lexikos which means “of words.”

The difference between these two words is very subtle.

  • A logophile is one who finds pleasure in the nuances of different words, and who is alert to synonyms, antonyms, homophones, and homonyms, often using them for effect and often in humor.
  • A lexophile is one who loves to play with words using them in in unique ways, for instance, in word games, puzzles, anagrams, palindromes, etc.

What Are Paraprosdokians?

It must have been a lexophile who coined the word paraprosdokian. It is a derivative of a Greek word that means “beyond expectations.” It refers to a sentence with an unexpected shift in meaning accomplished with puns, misdirection, deliberate misunderstandings, and witty juxtaposition for humorous effect.

Fair warning: Some of these are very corny.

Paraprosdokians are a favorite of comedians who deliver “one-liners,” jokes which require only a single sentence. Perhaps the most famous example of this comes from the comedian, Henry Youngman (1906-1998), who was famous for his one-liners. He said:

—Take my wife . . . Please.

Initially, it seems Mr.Youngman means to use his wife as an example to illustrate his point, but the unexpected “please” at the end changes the meaning of “take my wife.” Now it literally means “take my wife” as in “take her away—you can have her; I don’t want her.”

The comic effect occurs because the reader or listener must reinterpret the first part of the sentence to accommodate the double meaning of the latter part of the sentence. It takes advantage of the fact that one word can have different meanings in different contexts.

I’m going to analyze the techniques used to create paraprosdokians and give examples of each. In the strictest sense, paraprosdokians rely on the manipulations of the meanings of words although it appears that the definition has stretched to include pithy wry observations.

The Use of Homonyms

Sometimes they rely on homonyms—words that sound alike and are spelled alike but have more than one meaning.

—A boiled egg is hard . . . to beat.

In the above example, there are two puns. One reading of the phrase uses the word "hard" to mean firm or solid as in a hard-boiled egg and the word "beat" to mean come out ahead as in win a competition. The phrase means something like “A boiled egg tastes better than an egg cooked some other way.”

However, "hard" can also mean difficult, and " to beat" an egg can also mean to stir it vigorously to liquefy it. Now the sentence means “It is very difficult to liquefy an egg that has already been cooked.”

We expected one meaning and got another. The unexpected switcharoo makes us laugh.

A boiled egg is hard to beat--an example of a paraprosdokian.

A boiled egg is hard to beat--an example of a paraprosdokian.

The Use of a Phrase Turned Into a Pun

Sometimes they rely on the type of pun where words in a phrase almost sound like another word or phrase.

—You can tune a piano . . . but you can’t tuna fish."

In the above example, “tune a” refers to adjusting a piano so that it sounds the correct notes, but in the second half of the sentence the sound-alike word, “tuna,” is a type of fish. It’s a pun.

Here are some more of this type.

—The police at a daycare center had to deal with a child who was resisting a rest."

—When you’ve seen one shopping center, you’ve seen a mall."

You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish--an example of a paraprosdokian.

You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish--an example of a paraprosdokian.

The Use of Homophones

Homophones are words that sound the same as other words with different spellings and meanings. Some paraprosdokians rely on the type of pun that occurs when two entirely different words are pronounced the same.

"When she saw her first strand of grey hair, she wanted to dye."

If we substitute die for dye, the sentence has a whole new meaning. The sentence makes sense either way, but the meaning is entirely different. Does the lady wish to apply hair coloring or does she wish to end her life?

The Use of Double-Meanings

Sometimes they rely on using a word in one context, but then switching to a different context which subtly changes the meaning of the word.

—This guy fell into an upholstery machine and now he’s fully recovered."

The word "recovered" means different things in different contexts. Someone who falls and injures himself is said to have recovered when his injury is healed. A sofa that is reupholstered is re-covered with new fabric.

—He had a photographic memory, but he never developed it.

The word "developed" has different meanings in different contexts. When we think of photography, developed means the application of chemicals to film to reveal the picture. But when someone has a talent that they don’t try to maximize, for instance, an excellent memory, we say that they have a talent that is undeveloped.

Here’s another in this vein.

—A young man had his entire left side cut-off. He’s all right now.

The Use of Several Techniques at Once

Some paraprosdokians use more than one technique. They can use several homonyms, homophones, and words with different meanings in different contexts to change the meaning of the sentence.

—When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.

In the example above, the word "four" can also be spelled as "for" which will change the meaning of the sentence. Additionally, the word "second" is a homonym because it can mean a unit of time or the ordinal number that comes after "first."

So the sentence seems to mean that the clock went back four seconds in time. But wait, what does this have to do with being hungry? We then realize that the clock returned for an additional serving of the entrée.

A bicycle can’t stand alone. It’s just too tired.

Is the bicycle too weary to stand by itself or can it not stand because it has only two tires? A change in the spelling of the word "too" and a change in the meaning of the word "tired" creates the joke.

The Use of Common Sayings

Sometimes they take a common saying or proverb and give it a surprising twist by changing the meaning of the words.

—Where there’s a will, I want to be in it.

You surely recognized that as playing off of, “Where there is a will, there is a way.”

Here are a few more

—Two wrongs don't make a right—but three lefts do.

—Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

—I always take life with a grain of salt, plus a slice of lemon, and a shot of tequila.

If there is a will, I want to be in it--an example of a paraprosdokian.

If there is a will, I want to be in it--an example of a paraprosdokian.

What Other Tricks Do Paraprosdokians Use?

Sometimes they are based on a deliberate misunderstanding of the intent of the sentence that sets up the joke.

—When I fill out an application, in the part that says "In an emergency, notify . . . ," I put "doctor."

—I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" written on I said "Implants?"

—When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the fire department usually uses water.

—A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.

Sometimes they negate the first part of the sentence with the second part of the sentence.

—The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on my list.

—I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.

Do Paraprosdokians Have to Use Wordplay?

Sometimes they include sentences that do not use wordplay in the strictest sense. They often rely on redefining words in a witty way or making wry observations with unexpected conclusions. It's a paraprosdokian as long as it has a twist to it.

—Why do we drive on a parkway and park in a driveway?

—Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

—Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

—Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

—If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.

—Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

—The evening news is where they begin with "Good Evening," and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

—Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.

—Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.

—A clear conscience is the sign of a fuzzy memory.

—I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

—I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not so sure.

—To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.

—Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.

—A diplomat is someone who tells you to go to Hell in such a way that you look forward to the trip.

—Hospitality is making your guests feel at home even when you wish they were.

—The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Why do we drive on a parkway and park in a driveway? An example of a paraprosdokian.

Why do we drive on a parkway and park in a driveway? An example of a paraprosdokian.

What Are Some Paraprosdokians from Famous People?

"You can always count on the Americans to do the right thing...after they have tried everything else." —Winston Churchill

"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it." —Groucho Marx

“This morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas, I don't know.” —Groucho Marx

“If I could say a few words, I would be a better public speaker.”—Homer Simpson (cartoon character)

“War does not determine who is right—only who is left.” — Bertrand Russell

“If you copy from one author, it’s plagiarism. If you copy from two, it’s research.” — Wilson Mizner

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© 2015 Catherine Giordano

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Janet Steele on April 15, 2020:

OMG!!! This was SUCH a fun article! I laughed from beginning to end! I love saying the word "paraprosdokian." In a time when society in general is dumbed down, how refreshing to know there are those of us out there who savor articles like this! Thank you!

Catherine Giordano (author) from Orlando Florida on May 03, 2018:

Astralrose: Paraprosdokia is a fun word. It makes me laugh when I say it. I'm glad you enjoyed the jokes. I'm flattered that you saved this for future reference.

Ramilyn from India on May 03, 2018:

Paraprosdokian would be my word of the month. A very interesting, fun, and helpful article. I enjoyed reading it. Thanks for this.

P.S. Bookmarked it, too.

Catherine Giordano (author) from Orlando Florida on August 10, 2015:

Emese Fromm: I'm glad you enjoyed the word lay and the jokes.

Emese Fromm from The Desert on August 10, 2015:

This was a lot of fun to read. Thank you!

Ann Carr from SW England on March 25, 2015:

Exactly, Catherine, same here!

Catherine Giordano (author) from Orlando Florida on March 25, 2015:

I used the word lexophile about 10 times in this article and I misspelled it once with the o and x transposed. It is fixed now. My apologies. I'm the worst proofreader.

The Examiner-1 on March 25, 2015:


I found both of them in my large Webster's hardcover dictionary spelled 'logophile' and 'lexophile'. I looked for lexophile under 'leox-' and 'lexo-' in the dictionary and the second is the way that it is spelled.


Okay about the question.

Catherine Giordano (author) from Orlando Florida on March 25, 2015:

shanmarie: Glad you enjoyed the fun of word play. Thanks for taking the time to comment.

Catherine Giordano (author) from Orlando Florida on March 25, 2015:

Thanks Examier for your comments, votes and especially for sharing. Hugs and kisses for you. I checked five online dictionaries. I found logophile in 3 of them and lexophile in none of them. Also, I get the red underline for both of them and for paraprosdokian too. I really could have used spellcheck on that word--I spelled it 6 different ways--I hope my final proofread got them all corrected.

If you have a question Kevin, you can email me.

Shannon Henry from Texas on March 25, 2015:

How fun! I do indeed enjoy some wordplay and am also aware of synonyms (as I think most writers are). Your article here is as informative as it is fun.

The Examiner-1 on March 25, 2015:

That was funny but interesting Catherine. You were right about those words - logophile and lexophile - because I have 5 dictionaries [2 of which are pocket] and only 1 had both words. I am more of a logophile than a lexophile but only partly in both. I voted it up, shared, pinned it and Tweeted it.


Unrelated: I have a question which has been bugging me and I wanted your opinion.

Catherine Giordano (author) from Orlando Florida on March 25, 2015:

Thanks Ann, for your comment, votes, and shares. You are absolutely right about the politicians of today showing less wit. I think this is because. in the US at least, (1) many are not very intelligent and (2) they are afraid of their words being used against them.

Ann Carr from SW England on March 25, 2015:

I'm a lexophile and a logophile; words have always been my life and were also my work, so I should be!

This is a witty, entertaining hub; you've managed to convey something potentially confusing in a clear way and made us laugh too.

I think Churchill and Oscar Wilde were two of the best at word play, both witty but also rather sarcastic. Shame we don't have more intelligence and wit in politics today!

Brilliant hub, Catherine! Up+++ & shared.


Catherine Giordano (author) from Orlando Florida on March 23, 2015:

sparkster: Thanks. What could be better than "awesome." Wordplay is a lot of fun. Thanks for your comment.

Marc Hubs from United Kingdom on March 23, 2015:

Oh, wow now this is awesome! I am one person who cannot help playing with words in multiple ways, usually for a laugh. I have a crazy nickname for just about every celebrity you can think of and to me a "pot noodle" is "not a poodle"! It's something I just can't help doing and do it throughout each and every day.

Catherine Giordano (author) from Orlando Florida on March 23, 2015:

Thomas Swan: I hope you laughed at my hub as often and as hard as I laughed at your comment. Since you tackle some topics that are likely to raise hackles, you may get to use the quote you like for defusing arguments quite often. Thanks so much for your praise, your votes, and your shares. It means a lot coming from a talented writer such as yourself.

Thomas Swan from New Zealand on March 23, 2015:

I love hubs on wordplay! I'd prefer a lexophile to a logophile. The latter sounds like someone who'd be picked up by the cops in the early hours of the morning for humping the McDonald's "m". I don't need to tell you what a homophone sounds like!

This hub was hilarious. You're right that many comedians use these. I especially like Milton Jones and Stewart Francis.

It would be a bit of a conversation stopper to say "If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong", but it might help to defuse an increasingly explosive exchange. One to try if I get my wires crossed with someone and have to bail out.

I wish I could remember all these `paraprosdokians' for everyday use, but I have a clear conscience and I'm all outta developing fluid. So, I'll g+, H+, and give this an A+. Cheers!

Catherine Giordano (author) from Orlando Florida on March 23, 2015:

Thanks Mel for telling me where to find this show about words. I'm sure others will enjoy this show as well.

Catherine Giordano (author) from Orlando Florida on March 23, 2015:

Venkatachari M: Thank you for your comment. I might have over analyzed a little bit, but I have a very analytical mind. Paraprosdokians are supposed to be funny and too much analysis can kill the joke.

Mel Carriere from Snowbound and down in Northern Colorado on March 23, 2015:

It's actually a radio show Catherine on National Public Radio. Their website is or something like that, another play on words. Check it out.

Venkatachari M from Hyderabad, India on March 23, 2015:

Very interesting hub on words. You presented them so perfectly from all angles to deliver the correct message of their usage.

Thanks for enlightening us.

Catherine Giordano (author) from Orlando Florida on March 23, 2015:

Thanks Mel for the tip about the TV show about words. I'll look for it in the guide. I'm glad you found this hub entertaining and had fun with the wordplay. Thanks for commenting.

Mel Carriere from Snowbound and down in Northern Colorado on March 23, 2015:

Very entertaining word play. I am some kind of wordophile but I'm not sure which. There is a show on Sunday afternoons called a way with words that deals with language and the origin of words. It is very entertaining. Great hub!

Catherine Giordano (author) from Orlando Florida on March 23, 2015:

I could cheat and look up the definition, but I'll do it off the top of my head. It means acting properly in accordance with social norms. Oh darn, now I have to look it up to see if I got it right. "Paraprosdokian" was my new word for the week. It's a dilly. I liked it so much, I immediately wrote a hub about it.

Bill Holland from Olympia, WA on March 23, 2015:

Great fun! Bev challenged me to use two new words in my latest of them is "probity." Do you know what it means?

I used to learn a new word each week. I started out a new word each day but couldn't keep it up...but one per week was doable. I love the English language!